TO: Republican members of the Senate Judiciary Committee
Fellas, (because you don’t deserve to be called gentlemen),
Congratulations! Your votes Friday confirmed a sexual assaulter’s nomination for the United States Supreme Court. Sexual assaulter Brett Kavanaugh is just a Senate vote away from serving on the highest court in the land.
A proud day, indeed. Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas can swap some good stories, no doubt.
I would just like to make one request of you.
After you’ve gone out and celebrated with the boys over this victory, I want you to go to every woman in your life and explain to her why you voted as you did. I want you to justify your actions to each of them, and assure them that what you did was right.
I also want you to instruct them that, if they ever have to testify in front of a panel of cranky old men about the most horrifying, degrading, humiliating event of their life, be sure to have some “corroborating evidence”, or their testimony will hold absolutely no water.
I want you to look each of them in the eyes, and tell them you truly value and respect women, unless they interfere with getting your man on the Supreme Court.
And lastly, I want you to tell every woman in America that you’re counting on her vote on Election Day.
A pissed-off old man who’s utterly ashamed of every one of you.
BELIEVE THE WOMEN!!!