Then, you flew your Lear jet to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun.
“You’re So Vain”, Carly Simon
Okay, who do I talk to about getting a refund?
‘Cause I didn’t see no dadgum solar eclipse.
Where I live, we should already have seen it by now.
Nope. Nothing. Zero.
Maybe because I’m not in the “Path of Totality.” More like the Path of, “Ehhh, maybe.”
And who came up with that title, anyway? Sounds like something a guru would say.
My children, I am here to lead you all to the Path of Totality. Everyone, remove your clothing.
Totality of a bust, I say. At least, I didn’t waste any money on those dopey glasses.
Guess I should have just gone to Nova Scotia.
Those of you that did get to see it, I hope it burned your eyes out.
Course, then, you couldn’t read this, could you, so that was kind of a wasted curse.
Okay, well, I hope your privates fell off.
If you had the glasses, you would have seen the eclipse. :p Don’t worry though- Dallas is in the path of totality for the next one in 2424!
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Ugh, wait, we will be dead by then. 2024! 😉
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That one, I might be here for.
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