Okay, all you Millennials out there, listen to me for a minute:
Please, please, for the sake of my sanity, consider expanding your vocabulary, so that every other word out of your mouth isn’t, “like.”
The first quote below is from a young lady who was just on my shuttle. The second is from my brain.
“I was, like…and then he, like…so I, like…and it was like, all, like really weird, like, you know, like…”
Do yourself, and the rest of us, a favor, dear: go sign up for English as a Second Language.
Like, right away.
The rest of you, you’re welcome.