From the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 10/19/2016:
“Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant, who missed the past three games with a hairline fracture in his right knee, had his much anticipated return to practice Wednesday aborted because of a cut finger on his right hand.
“Bryant said he injured himself slicing carrots while making soup at home.”
From Sports Illustrated, 10/15/16:
“Indians pitcher Trevor Bauer will have his start pushed back from Game 2 of the ALCS to Game 3 after cutting his right pinky finger while repairing a drone, team president Chris Antonetti told WTAM in Cleveland.”
Okay, all you pro athletes out there, who depend on your hands for a living:
STEP AWAY FROM THE SHARP OBJECTS!!